- I know what you’ve been up to. Tread lightly. Tread very fucking lightly.
- You + Mikey + Coy + Arielle are SO powerful and SO important and are SO reasonable in your banning of Kate Loice, the citizens of Austin thank all of you for protecting them from having to witness me quietly supporting and watching local comedy and my own friends at The Gatsby while I have an occasional cig on the patio and quietly chat with comics in a manner that disturbs no one.
- Scott Cook can suck my dick