QUEEN OF COMEDY: kathy griffin | “I’m the SOLUTION, baby. I DEAL IN FACTS.”


” I’m not acting like the elephant in the room isn’t there – haha – cause it is! But, also…it’s a Hell of a story… ” 


This woman is LEGEND.

#SpiritAnimal      #Queen       #Fire

That 57 year old bird doesn’t need need to kick the bucket for a “young” female comic to constantly look up to her and think “well SHE didn’t let them take her down!”

Thanks, ya old bird.

This is all rubber, let me tell you. Which is very good because if I fall down – BAM! – bounce right back up!   

joan rivers

“Throughout her career Griffin had turned her personal turmoils into a serious edge. Gaining notoriety for her off-color jokes onstage, a perpetual outsider fighting her way into the predominantly male world of comedians, Kathy became a household name.” 
The same incivility that made her famous..about to light up New York City’s Carnegie Hall…to a sold out crowd.

” I love Michelle Obama, and I think it’s great that she goes high, and I think MOST people should go high.

I, personally, am very comfortable down in the mud.

One thing I really want to say, that’s important, is : I didn’t do anything wrong – I didn’t break the law. That photo is very much covered by the 1st Amendment.

I’M THE SOLUTION, BABY.

I DEAL IN FACTS.

I don’t even have a punchline for that one, because that one just hurt.

The punchline is…’Ouch.’

AustinUnCabaret1

THERE  ARE  NO  LINES  FOR  ME .

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